Mall Sluts

Whenever I go to the bookstore at the mall in the mornings, I would always see a group of middle-aged women shopping around at that time…on a weekday. Now, I thought this was a curious site considering the fact that most adults would be at work during those hours instead of being at the mall shopping around. Sure, there are those ‘mystery shoppers’ or whatever the fuck you call them. Anyways, on occassion I would see the same group of ladies every now and then. These mysterious flocks of creatures were usually, if not all, consisted of middle-aged white females who love to sport Chanel, Gucci sunglasses, and other high-end brands. They all either drive some kind of Mercedes or a BMW, and maybe one of them drives a Lexus. Everytime I see them as I sit outside reading my book and drink my cup of coffee, I would feel bad for their husbands. Sure, they’re most likely some rich exec or are in an upper-rank position in a white-collar job, but still it seems that they do all the work while their wives spend the whole day using their credit cards on clothes that they would end up considering “no longer in-style” in like a few months, or whenever Hollywood tells them it’s no long “in-style”. Yeah, they’re MILFs, I gotta give them that…but of course you would look younger if you spent thousands of dollars on cosmetic surgery.

“Materialism is a disease.”

~ by blahzay on November 5, 2007.